1, tickets
a stranger to take a 50-round tickets, shaking in front of the conductor : seen yet? Seen yet? ... ...
The stupid tickets, simply come up with a 100, Show a bit: have you seen yet? Last to thoroughly understand that people want to go, \
2, money
time to go home by bus, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, they took out a 10 yuan ticket into the slot large. Later, more and more convinced that useless to discuss it with the driver, can I at the door, the next stop, the passengers should be dropped into slot of the money in his pocket? Driver agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I block the door, on the first passenger said: \other Chou Chou driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received a dollar eight. Next up, a Han dynasty, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See I pretty much just getting him angrily: \\cried: \I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: \
Moujun often lost wallet on the bus the day before on the train, Moujun the thick stack of paper folded into an envelope, get off found that the envelope was stolen. The next day, Moujun just get on soon, that his waist with a hard object, touch to have a look, is that yesterday the envelope, the envelope was written: Please do not get serious, affecting the normal work, thank you!
4, get off the bus
at a red light,on duty police say that, a man shouted: \\
5, chasing cars
morning bus drive to the station when the car has been launched the. So I had to chase side barefoot and shout: \br> 6, pull-ring
a fat woman on the bus and could not find seats only took the car pull ring, a driver brakes unexpectedly, fat woman to pull off a ring pull, and suddenly threw himself in front of the driver, the driver looked at her and pulled her hand rings, snappily say : \; have a pretty young girl, the bus took out a tissue after straining rubbed seat was about to sit down, the put a fart, heard next to a President, quipped: Miss really love health, wiping for so long, but also breeze!
8, waiting for the bus at a bus station
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Male: \I soon make a fortune, really, immediately, there 100 000 a \your body parts do not add accessories are sold the value of one hundred thousand. \Woman: \The 100,000 new owners of the game reward \how to become so, the whole a liar. Yahoo gives you 100 000 you stand, how to stand up for me at night ah? want to be you and ruin no opportunity to get out of the way \Male proud to say: \is true. so you get a million, that they will cure you first come to me in! \
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