2010年6月14日星期一

Ant and elephant

Ant on the road to see an elephant, the ant got into the earth, and only one leg sticking out.
small rabbit saw the puzzled question: "Why is his legs sticking out? ant said:" Hush! Hush, I tripped him Tortoise - son tumble! "
Next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lined up hurriedly hurry, ask why?
Ant replied:" Yesterday, elephants are we a brother stumble, and it broke seriously injured, we give blood that Ah . "
Did not take long, rabbits see a large number of ants came back and asked how matter, an ant said:" Oh, there is only one consistent with that elephant's blood, leaving him a blood sample in that it is sufficient. "
The third day the rabbit came to ask ant: That Ya live it? Ants do nothing: I carried it back, MD real weight, waist bent are tired, that too without too Ya fell !
elephant getting better after going to notice the ants, the court, ant tripped the elephant is a malicious harm, imprisonment for 6 months.
ant dissatisfied, "bodily harm up to imprisonment for 2 months, why sentenced me to six months? "
The judge:" bodily harm sentence in February, tripped the elephant for the crime of racial discrimination, an additional 4 months ~ ~ ~ "
then ant petition to the High Court: I so would have equality with the elephant, how to "discrimination\"What are you doing ah? "
Elephant said:" Hush! Hush, I TMD so that ants turtle - son, a good mix what he Ah, revenge for my brother. "
Rabbit just left the elephant heard elephant scream, then immediately go back to the way ants encountered a roadside breath. Hare not asked ant ant hears himself talking: TMD would like the whole Lao Fortunately, I found early. feet to it and broke Ha!!
elephants brought back to the hospital, because the femoral artery was cross the, the blood loss more straight sets 80L is not enough blood bank emergency and Nazhi the only consistent with elephant blood group ant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion was.
elephants had died suddenly a few days, we went to see it. found her next to the only female ants. It asked how the dead elephant. mother ant cried and said: I told it that I was pregnant with its child it ~ ~ ~ ~
female ants produce a pile of eggs, hatching hatching ah ah, the result A group of ostrich hatched, by! elephant dead ah true injustice TMD

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