2010年6月14日星期一

Teach you how to work out a woman's age

This is an old recipe, if you master this unique skill, certainly thrilled the!
start with the story of one, there is a beautiful, heavily under the decision, so their thin, spent more than ten million, she felt very satisfied!

way home, in the newsstand, bought a newspaper, give change, she asked the boss: "Sorry, guess I am old?

boss said: 32.

she was so happy: 47 friends!

Then, she went to McDonald's, young lady behind the counter the same problem.

Miss wrote: I guess 29.

her so happy, not, 47 friends!

excited, she went to the corner of the unity of the supermarket and buy packets of chewing gum, can not help but asked where the counter lady.

Miss wrote: ah, I guess 30 .

her and proud: 47, thank you!

waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to.

old man said: I am 78 years old, eyes not Well, can not tell. but a kind of method can determine when young. if you let me put his hand into your bra, I definitely know your age!

a long while silent, empty streets She finally could not help but wonder: Well! you try.

old man stuck his hand to her shirt, then reached into her bra, slowly and carefully explored.

several minutes later, she said: Well, you guess how old I am?

old man has pinched the last look, to hand out. said:

"Madam, you are more than 45 years of age"

beautiful surprise, Ji Wen: "What do you think I am in the end is how old? "

Old man slowly, saying:" Madam, your body is rather special, but if you let me touch another one I should have to guess your age. "

Women are not willing heart, but still could not help more curiosity, I thought, since he found his touch, she simply let him touching their time to see if he was not really able to guess . Then the old man agreed

then stuck her hand again, shirt, her bra in another slow and careful exploration, quite a while, she asked: "Well, you guess how old I am? "

Old man is still the same as before they squeeze the last look, to hand out. Said:" Ladies, your age does not exceed 49 years "

beauty is shocked, still Jiwen: "What do you guess how old I am in the end? "

Old man is still slowly, saying:" Madam, your body really special, but I guarantee that if you let my hands deeper into your panties, I can guess your age. "

Beauty was very reluctant to allow a strange man reached into his underwear too embarrassing, but, curiosity it is too high, especially in the old man and his voice was slowly accurately determine the two . burst of intense and difficult mental struggle, the beauty finally agreed to let the old man reached into her underwear, but this time asked the old man must guess her age.

old man reached into his underpants slowly and beauty careful search for them. After a few minutes, and beautiful women asked, "Well, you guess how old I am? "

The last layers of touch old man in a circle, put his hand out and said:" Lady, you are 47 years old "

beautiful surprise of almost fainted and said," how do you know "

"guarantee not angry? "

" Not angry! "

Old man's answer to beauty blooming to :*******< br>
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